How Do I Know My Brother Loves Me?

How do I know my brother loves me?

He intentionally sowed seeds to grow this:

SO??


He doesn't grow stuff he can't eat.

A Plug for Tropicana

One winter's day, a special little 5 year old wanted to make something, so his aunt suggested a bird feeder.  Auntie gave him a juice carton and assisted with scissor use and the application of hot glue.



Auntie cut the opening and gave 5 year old full rein on the design and this was the result:

Once hung outside, the craft was observed intently for visitors.  A couple of squirrels attempted to gain access  to no avail.  No feathered friends were seen venturing near.

Auntie didn't have the heart to remove the  bird trap feeder from the bush that it was hung in without giving it a VERY DECENT chance to attract some winged consumers.

And then, one Summer's day......

THE END

A Dead Mouse is a Cute Mouse

I am not a fan of mice.

You do not have to ask me twice.

I do not like them in a cage, 
I do not like them on a page.

They are too quick, crawling in tight spaces,

leaving a trail of chewed up laces.

I do not like them in my house,

I do not like even just one mouse.

I do not like them on the wall,

I do not like them in the shower stall.

They eat my food and leave their droppings,

asking for a trap full of whoppings.

Isn't it cute??